I did a bible mad lib and this is what I ended up getting hahaha 

From there Chance went up to Denton. As he was walking along the road, some hipsters came out of the town and jeered at him. ‘Go on up, you pussy!’ they said. ‘Go on up, you pussy!’ He turned around, killed at them and called down a curse on them in the name of Cthuhlu. Then two bats came out of the woods and mauled 17 of the hipsters.

I’m so lame. But this made me laugh really hard.